So I married a CHUBBY CHASER!

So tonight I'm laying in bed with my wife before she goes to bed and she's cold, so she asks me to cuddle her, then she complains that I don't keep her warm as well as I used to AND that she doesn't even really like hugging me that much anymore because it "feels like I'm hugging A BAG OF BONES."...... Son of a *****! how about that!  Before I was too fat, now I'm too skinny! Has this happened to anyone else?

LMAO!!!! You'd better get one of those Sunbeam warming mattress pads! You bag of bones you!!! PS - Besides the funny factor, I'm sure that she would rather you be healthy and not as warm than unhealthy and a replacement for the afforementioned Sunbeam.

Well...yeah, she actually did say essentially what you just said, but I intentionally left that out because the storier is funnier without it! But honestly though, I think she was more attracted to me before i got this skinny...she actually said she would prefer me to be closer to 185 then where I'm at now - not that, that is chubby...it's just frustrating because I honestly feel like I could stand to lose another ten pounds (of mostly extra skin)...I know I've got some body dysmorphia going on though too so that's why I haven't been stressing my diet and excercise too much since what I have been doing has been keeping me at the exact same weight for the past two months or so

ahahahaha! Hubby and I JUST had that same conversation last night!!!...he says I'm way out of his league and asked why I like bigger dudes...lol... BECAUSE im a total so.cal. girl...if it's below 60 degrees...IM FREEZING!!! hehe xxxBecca

My husband says all the time "You can lose all the weight you want just don't lose that ghetto booty!" LOL

Wait a minute...... YOU'RE MARRIED? What was all that 'one in a million' talk?

You're still one in a million babe! One time I mated I bulldog with a ****zu...

Did you call it a bull **** The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

Yeah...that's a special feeling...

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.